Romance Novel Humor

I spend a lot of time with romance novels.  A lot.  They're entertaining, written by smarter-than-average women (mostly women) and can be amusing as hell.

Here's just a few:


"Giving It Up" by Amber Lin
Word Search 
fuck - 163
knew - 140
take - 132


"Season for Love" by Marie Force
Quote:  "It makes me hot when you're bossy.  Like last night when you told me to fuck you harder.  So hot."


"About Last Night" by Ruthie Knox
The hero's name is Neville.


"Sampson's Lovely Mortal" by Tina Folsom

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2mTina Folsom, Author ‏@Tina_Folsom

Samson's Lovely Mortal (Scanguards Vampires #1) is now available on #audio!!! Listen to the sample on @audible - http://bit.ly/MohQHk

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There's a whole new meaning to, "How bad could things get if there was a gay couple in the room?" when it's narrated by a dude.





Have any other funnies about your romance novels?  Please share!